Maglite
Radio :30
(Crickets chirping, owl hooing, obvious night
wilderness sounds)
(Cruching leaves due to footsteps)
HER: I
can't see anything out here.
HIM: Here,
take my flashlight.
(Plastic clicking sound)
HER: It
won't stay on.
(Plastic clicking sound)
ZOMBIE: BRAAAAIINNNSS!
HER: What
was that?
HIM: Get
the light on and look around. Hurry!
(Plastic clicking sound)
ZOMBIE: arrhrhrhrhh....
(A zombie growl)
HER: It's
not working!! You should have gotten a Maglite!
ANNCR: With
a spare bulb contained in the recessed area in the bottom of the Maglite,
you'll never have to be stuck in the dark again.
(Metallic click)
ANNCR: Don't
get stuck without a light. Be prepared and get a Maglite.
ZOMBIE: BRRAAAIINNNSS!
ANNCR: Zombie
apocalypse approved.
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